Top 10

I love David Letterman. This is inspired by his show.

TOP 10 REASONS WHY YOUR TOUCH TEAM WON'T WIN THE NTL

10- Referees refuse to work OT whenever the game goes into drop-off stage.

9- Rookie Speedy leggy keeps diving to score on the halfway line.

8- A fight breaks out between inferior players everytime you call for the new move " C cup".

7- You forgot to bring your rubber dinghy & paddle.
(How many times your capt has to remind you, when it rains in Turfcity, we play canoe polo?)

6- Your new playing gear has a 2m long cape attached. For intimidation factor.

5- Your centers insist on wearing a bib with the letter "C" printed in the middle & wants to play in short pleated skirts.

4- Your new coach is Tiger Woods.

3- Your team is still finding your way out of Turfcity after NTL finals 2006.

2- Your team is sponsored by kenneth Cole shoes.

1- Your referee is M. B.!

Have a romantic, smashing Christmas everyone!:D

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