Thursday, February 28, 2008

Conversation with my hubby

This morning, before I left for work..
(I was wearing a blue singlet, blue shorts with white stripes, blue shoe)

Me: Lao gong, Do I look like Smurf wearing like this to go to work?

Hubby: Yes... you look like a SmuffffffFAT

(SUCK IN)


I went to the car, saw my hubby's motorbike next to mine. Took out a used coupon and
wrote " I LOVE YOU. Love Wife"
2 hours after arriving at work, was thinking why didn't he call so I CALLED.

Me: Eh? I wrote you that note you have nothing to Biao Shi (comments)

Hubby: Huh? What note?

Me: (thinking that he is teasing me as usual) Ok Ok U want me to say right? I wrote
"I love you" and left the note on your motorbike. You have NOTHING to SAY?

Hubby: But... I rode the bic (bicycle) to school today.

(GASP!)


I LOVE my hubby.....

* For those interested, one of his tortoise died.

<14>

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

STREAKER




<14>

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Music is my companion

Hello!!!

Happy New Year and wishing everyone best of health!

If you guys are wondering how come there are no more gossips or how come there are no news of me fighting/quarrelling with anyone recently... that's because I am on crutches and out of the season.

Haiz... it was from a weird tackle from a teammate at a Rugby Tournament last year. And i continued to play and train in pain. Took MRI and Doc says just above my archillis I had bone and cartilage contusion (bruise). I can still run and walk (even in heels) but certain angles painful. I am using crutches to allow my bone to heal and if it doesn't, to the operating table.
It's sooooooo difficult to use the crutches especially when i can walk!

After 3 days of using crutches, i am aching ALL over. My palms are bruised from holding the crutches, my armpit are perspiring and I have to rely on people to buy lunch at work for me. I had learnt alot about using crutches.

1) I have to learn to open door and quickly hop out before the door close on me.

2) How strong my arms are as I walked up and down the multi-storey carpark (5 levels) everyday.

3) Never ask my THIN colleague to buy food for me. As i was dying of hunger, (misjudgement bec of the hunger) I ask Anne to get sandwich for me. She came back with a SMALL box of cocoacrunch.

4) At home i learn how to rest without relying on crutches by crawling on all 4s everywhere i go. Later i move on to using the roller chairs to move about at home.

5)I've been told I am hogging the passenger way and I am being called Robocop.

I miss Touch and Rugby soooo much. I hope to be able to go down and watch you girls play at Turf City. I am missing all the action and exercise... this is no good.


So now in order to keep myself in shape..I have turned to music.

Hope you girls like my favourite piece here. See you all soon.








<14>

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Bangkok Refereeing Assignment

Hello,i think i look like a good columnist. Especially when i have both my hands placed by my sides & my gramma's pretty healthy.

When the coach from Bangkok invited me, she said she needed 3 good referees. Our referee director sees a lot of potential in Stumpie so he nominated her to work under our capable guidance.

Ok, so if Lil' Stumps comes along, that means i have to be her mentor and a role model to her. A good role model. That means for this trip, I cannot:

-surf our 5 star hotel's porn channels (coz our room has this big hole they call "adjoining doors"),
-walk around my hotel room naked,
-make new friends & utilise my king size bed fully
-buy porn magazines (for friends, really, really)

The tournament was held in International School of Bangkok. Its really like an expat village there. Place has high security & even their own Starbucks.
The teams were still as competitive as I recall back in Taipei 2006. The boys play rugby 10s while the girls play Touch. Great carnival atmosphere with life size mascots, school band & cheerleaders entertaining the spectators at half time & in between games. You can tell everybody, players, coaches, friends, including the parents, took this tournament seriously & had put their all into this competition.

Heard at the tournament:

From coaches-
"Fly up on defense!"

"Pass left! No,pass right,pass left now! Come on Sandy,make up your mind!"

"Tell the ref you touched her!TELL THE REF YOU TOUCHED HER!"

"Are you trying to say my player lied?"

From parents-
"Katie don't stand there!You're useless!"

"What are you doing??! You are running all over the place!"

"GO BAaaannNNNKKOOoooOK!!!" (at 199 decibel,point blank range)

From referees-
"Is my hair messy?"

"How's my hair?"

"Did you go for foot reflex last night?"

Day 2 of the competition I wasn't lucky enough,i didn't get food poisoning like 5 other people at the tournament, including Lil'Stumpie. So on day 3, Lil'Stumpie gave us the "touchdown-all-clear" hand signals lying under the announcer's table.

All in all, although a Baby-Tok was under my care, i must say i still learnt some from a 20 year old. I learnt i can go for facial & get them to rub my dark eye cirlces off & drinking beer can "cool" my body heat down.
For now, it's back to Wantoks in sunny Singapore...

Anne Goh

Writer just had her virgin facial & is still peeved that the beautician did not rub off her dark eye circles.
And the part about making new friends to utilise her king size bed is purely her superego joking.
She still referees/coaches/ panicks actively.